10.You have to tell your long distance friends and family how to enter your address into the GPS. Example: 2931W is the house address and 950S is the street (and no! that's not my real address!)
9. You have to cancel your cell phone service after 7 years of loyalty and find a service with a 30 day service guarantee because you are in a dead zone. Good bye US Cellular, Hello Verizon!
8. You wake up in the middle of the night to the howling of coyotes. (that stuff is SPOOKY sounding!)
7. Your children discover a new species of spiders (after some research I think they are this kind of spider) they appropriately name "Crab spiders" that are the size of a silver dollar, hairy, and shiny blue. Their front legs look like the pinchers on a crab or lobster! SICK!
6. Every once in a while, the overwhelming smell of manure enters your nostrils and it about makes you throw up (or yell at your children because you think they have once again pooped in their pants!). The fields are being fertilized. Yum.
5. A colony? hive? home? of horse flies have made themselves comfortable on the underside of the jungle gym.
4. The subdivision that you live in consists of one circular road, surrounded on all sides by fields of some sort.
3. You feel like an idiot because you can't identify with complete accuracy the HUGE pieces of farm equipment that drive down the road at a turtle's pace.
2. The only place to grocery shop within 5 miles is a store that sells painting supplies next to locally grown beef that is next to a bottle of Kraft Catalina dressing for the whopping price of $5.45 per bottle. (not to mention the only restaurant in town is a subway and an Elmo's pizza and sub inside one of the 2 gas stations.)
1. The downtown fair consists of 2 carts selling random odds and ends and another booth with a fundraiser for a new BBQ!
Yup. This city girl has definitely moved to the country.