Thursday, March 18, 2010

My life in words.

"Dad, will you help me eat? I'm not good at it!" Caleb

Caleb looking at a picture of Jesus who has his hands bound wearing a crown of thorns. "Mom, this man is in trouble." "Why is he in trouble?" "Because he is tied up....and he has a bird nest on his head. I think the birds will live there in the spring."

Me: "Thank you God for Daddy, Mommy, Caleb, Hannah, and Baby Joshua" Caleb: "AND BABY KAREN!!!!"


At the grocery store when I was buying pads "Mommy, are you buying those because your bottom is still bleeding?!"

"Hannah, don't put your toes in your eyes. You will hurt yourself!!!!"

"Hannah, stop kissing your brother's bottom."

"Mommy? What are those balls hanging on your tummy?" 

"Hannah, stop eating the sand and then you will stop gagging!!!!"

"Get your fingers out of your mouth."

"Get your fingers out of your nose."

"Get your fingers out of your eyes."

"Get your hands out of your pants!!!"

Oh to be a mom! :o)

6 comments:

Katie said...

what...what are those balls hanging on your tummy? lol

The Ag Teacher's Wife said...

LOL! Kids are hilarious! But really, what are those balls hanging on your tummy? I'm confused! :o)

The Real Life of a Red Head said...

boobies! hahahaha! he's either trying to tell me they sag, or he doesn't know what a chest is!

Molly Alisa Photography said...

This made me laugh so hard! What a funny guy.

The Ag Teacher's Wife said...

Oooooh. I get it now. Okay, that makes it even funnier!

Leah said...

This gave me my laugh for the day and had me smiling from start to finish.

 
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